Sunday, July 31, 2022

Zin's Last Porn Video - For Now

 
Hi all, Zin here.  This photo is an outtake of me from one of my last X-rated movies.  These three guys (you can just barely see a leg of the one in the middle between my legs) were on the waiting list to perform in Aunt Marti's "University of Marti" videos but had yet had the opportunity to perform on camera.  So they were hired to do a video with one of the other Studio M ladies - me.  But, they didn't know it was me.  So the first scene of the filming was out on a private beach.  We had several girls walk by them -Vera from our studio, a couple from the studio next door and even some coeds working with us, with the cameras supposedly filming.  They kept expecting one of them to stop and commence with the porn, but none did.  Until I shashayed by, turned, and dropped my bathing suit top.

We played on the beach a bit (read my tits got lots of attention as I rubbed their cocks through their shorts) then went to the private patio at the house and consummated everything.

What's the saying?  A good time was had by all!

A Michelle Five by Maria 07/31/22






 Ciao amanti.  This isn't a Marti Five but a My Michelle Five.  It is fun to me to show off my very sexy wife.  Don't you agree?  It is nice to see some of how she has changed over the last four or five years these photos show.

It is so very hard to me picking a favorite.  But I must say #5 with #2 second though I love them all very much.

Paleremo piĆ¹ presto,

Maria

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Michelle Quickly Returns


 Hey, it' Michelle.  Miss me?

I only have a few minutes; a few of what I used to call BOMT guys (we're changing the name) are meeting with some contractors as they expand the already large house where the WFMC used to meet.  I know I've said it here before, but I am loving the time I spend with those guys, which is usually 16 - 18 hours every day, nonstop.  And I do mean every day this month and probably for months to come.  Who knows, maybe years.  I'll explain what's happening as best I can before it's time to go back to them.

So I called a meeting with me, Mom, Michelle, Dana and our VP in California, Elaine, and the representative of the guys (remember me talking about 4?  I still name the guys by their number).  These wee the changes I wanted and they were all agreed to:

  1. I set NO rules for them.  For instance, at first there were rules about no anal, no golden showers, no heavy bondage, etc.  That's all gone.  I left it up to Dana and Elaine to work with 4 and let the guys set the rules instead of me.  So those three things I mentioned?  They do them all now, especially the anal (usually as triple - or quadruple! - penetration.  The bondage has gotten more intense but they've yet to hurt me.  I could go on, but I'm afraid I'll run out of time.
  2. Remember the 9/7 rule they set up, meaning everyone's cock had to be 9+ inches long and 7+ inches in girth?  That was reducing the number of guys that could join considerably.  I got them to reduce that to 7/6 and the number of guys is growing rapidly.  The guys don't mind it because it reduces their individual cost to be a member; still very expensive, but more reasonable which also helps to get new members.  There is now over 100 members!
  3. I've eliminated all the rules about how many guys need to show up to have a "meeting" and how long those "meetings" will last.  So each guy has a key fob to get them into the back gate closest to our throat fuck house and they can come and go as they please.  Nine guys have pretty much taken up permanent residency and the fewest I've had at one time since these changes is 21.  The most?  68!
  4. For the first time ever, my income from all of this will top Mom's!

I have a few more points, but I just got a call that their meeting with the contractors is over.  They'll be here any minute in the large golf cart to drive the 15 minutes to the throat fuck house. They'll play with my tits along the way and we'll probably stop a time or two for one of them to facefuck me - while maybe another one doggy fuck my pussy.

One last thing:  there is a lot of love flowing between me and these guys.  Though it may sound rough, they do it with care and I always feel that I'm in safe hands.

Ciao for now,

Michelle

A Milk Feeding Frenzy


 Dana here reporting on some bad news/good news and some really good news.  We'll start with the "bad" news: for the first time in over 3 years Marti has gone two months without a measurable increase in bra size.  She has remained a 36T and my measurements of them are within a millimeter or two from late the past May.  The good news is that they aren't growing, meaning that we were getting worried about her back and shoulders as THE TITS kept growing so maybe that concern has been allayed for now.

The really good news?  Milk, MILK, MILK!  THE AMOUNT!  THE DURATION (non-stop)!  THE ENERGY (across the room)!  THE CONTROL SHE HAS!  I'm not even going to try to describe it and will leave it to your imagination.  I will tell you, though, that today is "Ladies Day" meaning this is where all 31 of us (Michelle makes 32 but she's busy elsewhere) get the chance to drink from THE TITS.  We started on them at 6:00 this morning.  Now (around 10:00 am) we're all milk soaked as, of course is Marti.  There's milk all over the furniture.  The tile floor has a growing layer of milk covering it.  The walls almost up to the 10 foot ceiling are splattered with it.  And she's still going as strong as she was at 6:00.

It's about my turn to grab one of THE TITS and fill myself with the sweetness.  When you put one of those nipples in your mouth and she turns it on full blast it's almost like putting a garden hose in your mouth and turning the water on full.

We are all enthralled and are having a glorious time!  Wish you were here!

Friday, July 29, 2022

A Maria Silhouette


 Ciao, amanti.  Sono io Maria.  Mama Marti promised you some silhouette photos but we have done no more.  So I got with Lin and, voila, we got this photo of me!  Sure, Mama's silhouette is like no other's, but I hope you can like mine, too?

Amore

Maria

A "Marti Five" by Marti - Blowjob Edition






 It's a bit embarrassing to do one of my own "Fives."  I chose blowjobs as a theme because, well, I was surprised to find I had only published 6 such photos here.  (I need to do more, if you guys want to see more.)  So all I had to do was choose 5 of the 6!  I'm not going to pick a favorite of myself, but I did poll as many of the other ladies of Studio M (all of them, save three, live here in our development - which we need to name, by the way).  I managed to get 24 responses from the 31 (or is it 32, not including me) ladies; some were busy doing other things - like Michelle - and some were exhausted and sleeping in as Studio M is closed on Fridays.  Here are the results with the votes cast for each photo with a comment or two the ladies made, and, as always, I'd love your input, too!

#1 - 3 votes ("Love how you're caressing the balls."  "Most intimate photo."

#2 - 8 votes ("A fantastic jaw breaker photo."  "You look like you're having so much fun."

#3 - 2 votes ("Hot BBC action."  "I bet it would have gotten more votes if the quality was better.")

#4 - 5 votes  ("You look like you're loving that huge dick, not just sucking it."  "He's a lucky guy and you're a lucky gal to get such a big hard cock.")

#5 - 6 votes  ("Love how you have that young stud offering up his cock to you."  "Must've been a huge load if even you can't take it all.")

Thanks to all of you who visit us here and especially to those of you who leave us comments.  Love you all!

Thursday, July 28, 2022

July in a Hand Bra


Hey, it's July.  (I think I'll be glad when it's August and my name and the name of the month are no longer the same šŸ˜Ž.)  Here I am doing something that's rarely seen on MMBBGG and that's a selfie.  And, yes, I meant to use a hand bra.  You'll get to see all of me soon so I'm just kinda sneaking up on you.  Have a great day and stay cool!

Tumblr Repost of Marti Showering


 I just uploaded this file for Aunt Marti on her Tumblr page.  It's hot thinking of all the WFMC photographers taking her picture as she holds her boobs out to them.  Of course, on Tumblr we have to hide the nipples so we like to repost them here with the nips showing.  Enjoy - I do!

Zin

Zin's 'Disemboweled Army Shirt'


 All of us who spend most of our time in front of a camera have our own budget for outfits, though the majority of that budget item goes to Daphne, July and Wendy.  I saw this bathing suit from one of our design houses and had to have it.  Unfortunately, all the colors except this "dirty green" were back ordered.  The ladies laughed at it when it came in, July calling it a disemboweled army shirt.  When I dropped my robe during a photo session, the laughs turned into a lot of "WOWs!"  July's comment afterwards was more like "You look fantastic in disemboweled army shirts!"

And in other stories. . .  The last time Dana measured my chest I had progressed to an H cup!  I'm so excited!  I'm now the same cup size as Mom (Becca) though I'm just barely an H and she's a very full one.  But since I won't be 20 until October I've got, hopefully, lots of breast growth in front (pun intended) of me!

Zin

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

A Very Free Spirit


   Hey guys, Emily here with my first bare breast picture.  I'll let you decide about the bod cause I want to point out a coupla things here.  I'm a "whatever goes free spirit" kinda chick which Marti encourages me not to dampen and Dana asks Lin as my manager and lead photographer, Roxy and her two associate writers, and Daphne, July, Wendy and, again, two others in the costume/makeup department not to discourage.  So I go with whatever flows with me at the time and sometimes my input has the others shaking their head in "she'll never learn" mode and yet while smiling.  I tell the ladies what I feel like and they help me get there.  So, here, yeah, I know, the deep lilac undies (and robe which I had shed at this point in the photo session) certainly doesn't go with my reddish-orange fingernails (and toenails if you could see them).  My heels were beige.  Go figure.  The second thing I wanted to point out is this: my boobs are like Marrti's before she underwent the incredible breast growth over the last 3+ years or so.  By that I mean most of my size is in their width and not in their depth so Lin would discourage the kind of pose I'm doing here since it doesn't accentuate the size - so I did it anyway.  (Besides, it hides my bit of a tummy.)  She agreed it wasn't too bad šŸ˜šŸ˜‰!

(PS:  That's my real hair - I usually wear wigs cause I enjoy them.)

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

A Marti Five by Maria 07/26/2022





 Ciao di nuovo amanti.  It is I again, Maria.  As I was in here already I thought I would post a "Marti Five."  I hope you enjoy my selections.

As to my favorite I must choose #3 as I love to watch her suck her own nipples.  Is so sexy!.  I also love how she's holding her huge breasts out in #5.

Buona settimana (Have a great week)!

(Update: Pardon, but my first #2 pic had already appeared in a Marti Five so I made a different one.)



Maria's One-Up


Ciao amanti.  You have not heard from me much lately, no?  But with some of the other ladies with bathing suit shots on here I wanted one of me, too.  I one-upped them though, do you see?  Ah yes, a left breast nip slip!  But I'm sure you saw it, yes?

Fino alla prossima volta (until next time),

Maria

Monday, July 25, 2022

Dana's FHBLLs


 

 

 Here are my FHBLLs, a term coined by Emily.  Can you guess what that means?  I'll fill it in at the end of this post.

As General Manager of Studio M, I have a meeting early every Monday morning will all 30 of the ladies (excluding, these days, Michelle who is busy with - well, you know) along with the three guys who manage their departments: Big Eddie for stage design, Harry for male talent, and Deke as their boss and manager of the physical property and safety/security.  This morning, I asked the ladies who contribute or want to contribute to this blog to stay after and admonished them, with a smile on my face, telling them no one is going home today until we all do what we had agreed to do: reply to all comments from winners of the "Guess the Legs" contest here on this blog.  For July, Wookiee42 was the only one who placed by correctly identifying Vera as his second guess.  I also reminded them that August's contest was soon coming to an end.  So be sure to enter the contest as described in this post (https://martimelons.blogspot.com/2022/07/guess-legs-for-august.html).

So did you guess what FHBLL means?  It's Fucking Hot Boss Lady Legs!!  Thanks, Emily.

Dana

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Or. . .Or. . .Or. . .


 A glorious view over Marti's right shoulder and onto that huge nipple.  I'm guessing that the first thing you long-time followers will notice is that this photo is from a few years ago before Marti decided to have the freckles removed.  But, then again, you may notice that incredible hard nipple first.  Or maybe the sheer size of those melons that have more than doubled in size.  (That breast has more than doubled in size since this photo was taken and that nipple at least tripled in size, if not more.)  Or maybe it's the traces of veins crisscrossing the flesh.  Or the hint of her legs below.  Or maybe the first thing you noticed was the rise growing in your pants!

I love looking through all her past photos and videos.  Every time it seems I see something new or get to know her ever better.  There's so much to learn, as I'm sure many of you would agree.

Hope you all have a great week!

Roxy

A Repost for Tumbler 07/24/22


 Posting this one again because we posted it on Tumblr with the nipple hidden. . .

Roxy with an Amazing View


 Since I haven't posted a pic of me (Roxy) lately I thought I might give you a kind of twofer, a front view of my legs with a back view in the mirror.

(Insert by Marti:  How could we have forgotten to post here my beautiful wife's birthday wishes.  Happy belated 25th birthday [July11] Roxy!  I love you - we all love you.  You have become the glue that holds us all together - and we all know it!)

You may have noticed - and I hope you have - that I've added a bit of strength to my legs.  And, maybe, a bit more appearance of a woman.  It's Marti running through my veins.  She is such an inspiration to us all.  I mean, my God, can you believe how she looks at almost 72 years old?!?  July hinted at it in her post yesterday: Marti, without saying anything, has inspired us all to better ourselves and to know the years ahead can be made lovely and beautiful and exciting if we grow gracefully yet sensually.  She will be an a role model to all of us through the years.

Marti's influence pervades Studio M as well.  Everyone that works here knows that, even if their main jobs, like mine, are behind the camera, they are expected to be in front of the camera some, too.  It inspires us all to look our best and it carves our sexual and sensual and physical and emotional personas.  Dana, who is ultimately responsible for all our hires, knows it well and brings people in who fit what Marti has made.  As more and more of our ladies show up here, we hope you'll notice the threads that run through us all.

First, Studio M is meant for mature viewers.  By that I don't mean mature in years but mature in tastes.  You'll never see any photos from us acting childish like we're somebody's puppy dog or something.  (Yeah, you've seen those bimbos.)  You won't see any crazy outfits just sexy outfits.  Though many of us love to wear wigs to fit a mood, you won't see any green hair or pink hair or blue hair.  Daphne - our makeup genius - has lots of tattoos and piercings, but we haven't hired anyone else who does.  Some tattoos are fine as are minimal piercings (ears, navels, maybe an eyebrow but no tongues or noses or, god forbid, genitals).  You won't see any of us wearing childish things on our heads like horns or sprite antennae.  No ultra long fingernails.  Pubic hair is fine as long as its kept neat but no hair on legs or under armpits.  We treat sex as wonderful, yet serious so no dumb pretenses or corny facial expressions.  No devil outfits; no angel outfits; no animal outfits.

We don't act, we are on screen who we are at home with a few twists and turns depending on the plot or setting.

Marti lowered her threshold for our ladies to join us here from a year living with us to 6 months so many more will soon join here.  (Becca and Mandy will probably be next.)  But you'll soon see others and, finally, some of our ladies of color.

I wrote more than I should have, but, oh well.  I just want you to be with us as closely as you can.

Roxy

Saturday, July 23, 2022

July Steps In!


 And now for something a little bit different. . .

Hello eveyone!  This is July (meaning me, not the month though I guess it is July) and those are my "powerful" legs.  Powerful is how the ladies here describe them which is better than saying "large" or "thick" or "big."  I have been kinda introduced to you a couple times by Dana but this is my first post here.  (Hooray!)  And, yes, I qualify as a BBW though I have lost over 20 pounds since I joined Studio M and now check in at around 180 pounds at 5'4" tall.  I'm a brunette but, like many of the ladies here, I do enjoy getting into our huge collection of wigs.  I have 44I boobs but, compared to some of the ladies here that seems small!  Most of my time with Studio M is as the makeup artist for all the ladies except Marti, Maria and Michelle.  I also manage the wardrobe of the same ladies for whom I do makeup.  I do some fashion design and sewing but most of the wardrobe is bought or, at least now, made by Wendy.  I report to Daphne.

I had a pretty normal upbringing though I don't know if anyone would call being a military brat regular as we moved a lot.  I was always a pretty good artist, even from a young age, and wanted to pursue art after high school.  But as good as I was with art, I kinda sucked in other subjects.  Still, I attended a technical college and got an associates degree in tattoo design as a way to express my art and make money.  I began taking classes part time at an arts college nearby and became very interested in makeup and fashion design, eventually earning a bachelors degree.

As some of you know, the most tattooed member of Studio M is Daphne and I created her most recent tattoos, which she loved.  So when a position at Studio M to work with her in makeup and costume she asked me if I was interested.  God, was I!  And, being lesbian, when I saw Marti I completely flipped out and thought I had died and gone to heaven.  Anyway, they quickly hired me and I have to say I've gotten pretty adept at altering clothes to fit very busty ladies.  Facial makeup here tends to be understated and not the cheap stuff you see on a lot of porn.  And it is so much fun dressing these ladies so sexily! 

Anyway, it's great to be here at MMBBGG.  I'll show more of me soon!

Thanks to Roxy for helping me write this.

Friday, July 22, 2022

A Marti Five by Emily for 07/22/22






 Here's you a Marti Five by me, Emily, to help get your weekend started.  My favorite of the group has to be #4 as I love her in fishnet.  But I also like #3 because of the story behind it (the photographer being so engrossed in his subject he put one leg of the tripod on the bed frame!

Enjoy your weekend!

Guess the Legs for August


Hi everyone, Dana back with the August "Guess the Legs" contest.  As before, use the comments to this post to send us your guess - or maybe it's more than a guess.  Give us your fist and second choice.  If your first choice is correct we'll answer all your comments from August 1 to September 30.  If your second choice is right then we'll answer all your comments from August 1 to August 31.  Again, just one submission per viewer.  Viewers who show up as "Anonymous" or "Unknown" are ineligible.

OK, here again is the list of possibilities.  You can use the tags for the ladies and maybe for "Legs" to get some references:

Chelsea

Dana

Emily

Gail

Mandy

Maria

Marti

Michelle

Roxy

Vera 

Zin

(PS: Hey Wookiee, I'm still on the girls to catch up with you and your comments for placing in the July contest.)

A Picture and a Bunch of Words


 (This is gonna be a fairly long post so I hope you stick with me to the end of it. . .)

 Here's another one of those rejected photos of me (Marti, or had you guessed already?); this one didn't make the grade because the end of my left breast was cut off as was at least half my nipple.  I was using my left arm to push the breast up and back and guess I was moving when the photo was taken.  I do like that it shows my ass clearly - not bad for almost 72 years old, eh?  Once your past the tit and ass you'll see my gray/white hair in a pony tail.  I've been doing that more lately rather than putting it up to keep it from distracting from my chest.

Now, on to other stuff -

Since your comments to our posts are the lifeblood of this site, I wanted to take a few minutes to call out and personally thank those of you who keep us going.  You are all wonderful in our eyes and we take everything you write us with joy, love, and deep appreciation.  For this, I'm just going back to July 1.  My apologies if I miss anyone.

I'll start with some new commenters.  Every new person to join us and drop us comments is of special significance because it means we're growing.

Malcolm

Badbrad

Renee

Hunter55

Next, of course, I want to bow to those of you who comment on most if not all of our posts:

TheMaskedHillbilly

Feelgood

Art

Wookiee42

Andre Clifton

And to those of you who comment regularly:

RedMagnum79

mikshel269

anotheroneofnone

Steve

And, lastly, those of you who comment once and a while.  We understand that circumstances can sometimes limit your involvement.  Just know we love you, too!

NorthNJMale

ASkelly

Bill

John M

wnccouple

*  *  *  *

Now about this site: I suspect you have noticed we've been publishing a lot more PG13 → R photos and not so many X-rated ones.  It wasn't a conscience effort, at least not at first, just some of us wanting to show off in that way.  Once we noticed it we began wondering if that's how this site should trend.  We even batted around splitting the soft core and hard core into two separate sites or at least breaking it into different pages on this site.  In the end we decided to keep things as they are, but you'll probably continue to see more of the R-rated than the X simply because more of us are doing the R-rated stuff and the current queen of the X-rated, Michelle, has been nonstop with her group of guys and hasn't had the time to post as often as she was.  Chelsea is maybe 50/50 R/X and I guess I'm around ⅔ R and ⅓ X.  The rest of the ladies posting here (Dana, Emily, Maria, Roxy and Vera) are doing mostly R-rated stuff, or at least light girl/girl unless with our t-girl Chelsea. Zin, as mentioned in a recent post, has transitioned from mostly X-rated to mostly R.  We're always interested in your thoughts because you are as much a part of this site as we are.

We still have lots of new ladies to introduce to you but it may be that what will happen first is that a few of the girls will join us here at MMBBGG: Becca, Mandy, July and maybe even Gail as they are all more comfortable with an R-rated format.  So maybe some new things coming to keep you checking in!

Stay cool in all this hot weather but let us keep turning up the heat for you!!

Love and Kisses,

Marti (OYO)

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Finding Emily



 

Hey guys, it's Emily.  Thought it was time to show you my body in a bikini.  You seemed to really appreciate the photos here of Vera and Zin in their beachwear so I'm hoping you'll like mine, too.  As you can see, I have a little more meat on my bones - all over - than they do, but my modelling is going great so I guess some folks appreciate my shape.

My career with Studio M is just getting to the point where my bosses (Lin, Maria, and Dana with some input from Elaine) are letting me "find myself" as to who I want to portray in front of the cameras so I'm spending a lot of time with July - with input from Daphne, Aleesha, and Wendy - to see who I will become, at least physically.  I may have a colorful personality but I'm leaning more to the white, silver, gray, black spectrum than with colors.  In this photo we temporarily dyed my hair gray as I experiment with hair colors.  One thing I know is that blonde just doesn't fit me.  I'm really undecided about makeup, but, being a bit tomboyish, I like it minimal.

Anyway it's fun to try lots of different clothes, shoes, hair colors, makeup, jewelry, nail polish to fit me.  One thing's for sure: I'm not that office gal anymore.  The Humane Society got all my old clothes - except my tomboy stuff - and I'm off on the adventure to rediscover my tastes and my attitude.

Watch me grow!

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Zin the Model


 This time I (Dana) am uploading a glamour photo of Zin - she has become quite an enigma in our planning for Studio M.  What we all saw at first was her incredible sexual energy, her excitement and wonder, and her stamina (which might be expected of the youngest member of the studio) - all making us think she would be and should be a porn star.  So that's where she started.  But as she has developed - emotionally, mentally, and, especially physically - those original plans have changed: in consultation with her, Lin (Zin's manager), our VP Elaine and myself, we've decided to make her a glamour/erotic model first and having her porn be a rare and secondary choice.  I think you can see from this photo that she has a hell of a future in modelling, especially as her body is still filling out.  (She is nearing an H cup already.)

All in favor, get wood!  (Or get wet to the ladies. . .)

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Vera in Another Bikini


 Since you guys liked my last bikini photo so much I thought I'd try one more.  I don't want to inundate you too much. . .

Vera

The True Boss


 Though the ladies here like to call me (Dana) "Boss" around the studio, we all know the real Boss is Marti's body.  I still go weak-kneed when she comes to me looking like she does in this photo.  I mean who wouldn't, right?  We all get that "your wish is our command" when she walks into a room turning everything into love and lust, desire and need.  It's in control of us all - that body!

Monday, July 18, 2022

Marti in a Little Red Dress


 Do you think this little red dress makes my boobs look too big?

Love,

Marti (O)Y(O)

Chelsea's Marti Five for July 18, 2022






 Hi, it's Chelsea with my second Marti Five.  As for my favorite, I will use the "it depends" excuse.  As a "chick-with-a-dick," if I'm wanking I'd go with #4 because, being a dom, I love the sense of subordination it shows like her hands are tied (which they are) and she's giving up for me.  However, if I'm fucking her 0 which I do A LOT - I'd go with #5, especially if I also had a camera focused on her swinging tits where I could watch them on a large screen as I bang her from behind.  Or at least a mirror. . .

Saturday, July 16, 2022

Vera in an Orange Bikini


Hey guys, it's Vera.  Since you got a good look at my legs in the first "Guess the Legs" contest I figured it only fair to show you the rest of me.  Now that I'm a full time erotic model this little bikini is about as dressed as I get around the studio!

Friday, July 15, 2022

Marti in a Pine Forest


    A picture I (Roxy) took of Marti before a photo session.  The majority of Marti's modeling sessions occur somewhere on the grounds of Studio M; the second most common is at our private property out here in the Florida countryside where we live.  Often when she's having a photo or video session at our place she will invite the WFMC members to come watch.  Maria will schedule her just one session in the morning then the afternoon will be socializing with the WFMC guys - sometimes over a couple hundred of them! - and also with all the photographers and their helpers.  There's not any fucking that goes on at these parties, but lots of playing with her huge tits and sucking her delicious milk.  No wonder these sessions are so popular!

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

A Marti Five for July 12, 2022






 Hey guys - here's another Marti Five for you and again we want to hear which one you like the best.  As usual, these were all published here sometime in either 2020 or 2021 so nothing new and just trying to keep some of these pictures in front of you.

We apologize for the paucity(*) of posts lately; Marti's been a bit ill and that keeps us all worried but she's getting better, hopefully.  But, no, we're not going anywhere. . .

(*) Ever since one of us used the word "paucity" in a post here, we all bandy it around in the most unlikely of places as a whimsical substitution for other words, including curse words.  Sentences such as "Wow, Michelle, you're looking very paucity today," or "What the paucity is going on?" can often be heard.

Just a little paucity for you. . .

PS:  My fovorite photo is #1, but then I love her full bra photos and the "showing off" kind of pose.  A close second would be #2.  Of course, though, I love them all or I wouldn't have chosen them!